LEO1, on Dec 22 2006, 02:55 PM, said:
Jaat bhaai ne sahi bolla!
Pehle maqsad batao, phir Upaay suno!
OK...Leo Bhaai is here for general tips:
In general, different guys have different needs. (Following is a general comment on what all are possibilities in Delhi and it all depends on person to person).Isliye, solutions vary. Like:
1. If it is a long term committment where idea is to plant first kiss on the suhaag-raat night, then hold her hand and go for a walk around Qutub Minar in Mehrauli, Lotus Temple in Kalkaji or Safdarjung tomb park or Lodhi gardens.
2. If nice, sharmeeli girl and you want to coo some romantic words and offer her a heart shaped baloon and some nice ice cream in the night, go to India gate around 9PM and come back by 12. You will be surprised by how many families and couples come there. If you are sharmeela too, go to one of the multiplexes, (PVR Priya in Vasant Vihar, PVR Sonia in Vikaspuri, PVR Plaza in Connaught place or Wave NOIDA. Depends on where you are loaceted. Since both are sharmeela, so hope to get a few 'accidental brushes' and if one gets lucky a kiss with lot of No-No-No-No...chheee......Gandaaa....comment).
3. If girl is a bit bolder, already opened up and doesn't mind her boyfriend kissing her and squeezing her a bit, one can find a secluded corner in elegant Buddha Jayanti Park near Dhaula Kuan, Nehru Park in Chanakyapuri or Lodhi Gardens in Lodhi colony). One needs to have a brave heart and the kisses will get interrupted by Hizdas coming and asking you for money with a,"Haaye-Haaye ...jodi bani rahe Raja!" One should not become adventurous and go too deep into bushes as frustrated goondas roam in deeper areas to catch hold of anything resembling a female....well if you are really unlucky, doesnt matter whether male or female). :biggrin:
4. For spice zone stuff, Delhi has guest houses, motels, hotels, cottages etc. to suit every budget and area.If one goes for spicy stuff, very carefully look for holes in doors, hidden cams etc. Ever wondered how new Sex clips keep flooding the Spice zone??
5. To get married, one can go to Tis Hazari courts for a court marriage, one of the many Arya samaaj mandirs for a Hindu marriage with proper certificate or, simply marry in a temple by going to one of the millions in Delhi. My tip, either Laxmi-Narayan temple at Gole Market, (popularly called Birla Mandir) or majestic Akshardham on Yamuna banks at Patparganj!
bhai kuch toh decency dikhaooo
are relationship made for kiss?????????
aapke toh tis hazari court mein shadi karane hoge bahut bigadd gayee hoo
waise yeh batao kya procedure h waha peee???
This post has been edited by puneet_impossibleisnothing: 22 December 2006 - 10:15 PM