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Posted 27 June 2005 - 03:37 PM (#1)

Indian Advertisements & Our Life....


very funny... must check.....!
Hi..

Check this out!!!

YOUR LIFE AND INDIAN AD LINES

1)Your parents are insisting you to get married

to a girl and they show photos of girls of

their choice....

DHIKHAVE PE NA JAAO APNI AKAL LAGAAO --- Sprite

2)You would like to search for a girl on your own

GO FOR YAHOO SEARCH --- Yahoo.com

3)You are invited to a party where you come

across a lot of girls..

WHENEVER YOU SEE COLOUR THINK OF US --- Jhenson & Nicholson

4)You are altogether confused, as all the girls

are pretty

DOONDTHE RAHA JAAOGE --- Surf Excel.

5)At last you find a girl, whom you wish to

propose, the chances are..

FIFTY FIFTY --- Britannia Biscuits.

6)At last you muster up courage and tell her..

I LOVE YOU RASNA --- Rasna

7)She stares at you for a while and says?

LET?S TALK --- Escotel Prepaid Cellular

8)During the ensuing conversation she politely

refuses your offer...

ZOR KA JATKA ZARA DHEERE SE LAGE ----- Mirinda

9)And your heart breaks...

IT JOINS EVERYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN HEARTS --- QuickFix

10)But you still can?t get her off your mind?

GO GET IT --- Visa Power

11)At last she relents, when you give her

CORNNETTO --- Pyar Ka Naya Funda

12)Next day you take her for a ride on your bike..

NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE --- Onida TV

13)While going on the bike her father sees both of

you and now

TASTE THE THUNDER --- Thums Up.

14)But at last he also agrees as you are..

MADE FOR EACH OTHER --- Wills

15)Then comes your marriage and

EVERYONE?s INVITED --- Samsung

16)During the marriage the pundit recites the

mantra?

YEH FEVICOL KA MAZBOOTH JODE HAI TOOTEGA NAHI --- Fevicol

17)You are anxiously waiting for the first night to

come as..

YEH DIL MANGE MORE --- Pepsi.

18)During the first night both of you want to.

PLAY SAFE --- Bisleri.

19)So she says to you....

TOUCH TOMORROW --- Air Tel.

20)Next day comes and you want to..

UNDERLINE YOUR PRESENCE --- Van Huesen Shirts.

21)She also agrees because ...

YEH ARAM KA MAMLA HAI --- Roopa..

22)And she says..

JO CHAHO HO JAYE ENJOY --- Co Co Cola

23)Then starts ......

THE GOOD LIFE --- Air Tel.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 03:46 AM (#2)

Nice dude. I enjoyed it. :up:
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