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17 Sexy Sayings
. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory..
. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
. 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings....'
. 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop',
..... unless they are used together.
. 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
. 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
. 8. Virginity can be cured.
. 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
..... A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole
.... and she was happy with the Thing.
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
..... A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
..... A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
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