A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. 'Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper.'

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. 'Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.'

Confused, the man went to his buddy, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. 'Let me tell you a story,'

Replied the buddy.

'A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.'

The man protested: 'What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?'

The buddy responded: "'No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed"

HOW TO GET A SEAT IN A BUS

Buy Egg
Find bus-stop with long queue.
Stand near the start of the queue.
Take out hankie
Put Egg in Hankie
Make snorting noises and start saying "Oh God No.."
Put Hankie (and hidden egg) around nose
Make LOUD Snorting noises
Squeeze Egg
Allow egg to drip down arm on to floor.
The long bus queue will now be much shorter

When you are faking a pose for a camera photo opportunity,
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MANY TIMES GOLDER OPTION FROM TOOL MENU SHOWS ABNORMAL BEHAVIOUR SUCH AS IT IS MISSING OR NOT SHOWING SHOW HIDDEN FILES AND FOLDERS .
IF YOU FACE THIS PROBLEM THEN DOWNLOAD THE BELOW ZIP FILE AND ALLOW THE REGISTRY CHANGES IT ASK AND IT WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEM
ENJOY..

Many times we want to restrict users from using USB drives in our systems. Suppose you have some important data and a friend comes and takes the data in his USB drive. This tutorial will help you in completely disable the use of USB drives in system.

After applying this tutorial, users will not be able to use USB drives. Windows will not detect it.

The tutorial is devided into 2 parts:

* If the USB storage device is not installed in system
* If the USB storage device is already installed in system

So lets start this tutorial:

If the USB storage device is not installed in system:

1. Type %windir%\inf in Explorer addressbar or RUN dialog box and press Enter. It’ll open “inf” folder.

2. Now look for following 2 files:

* usbstor.inf
* usbstor.pnf

3. Now you have to change their user permissions setting. Do as following for each file:

Right-click on the file and select “Properties“. Goto “Security” tab and select the desired user or group in “Group or user names” list which you want to restrict from using USB drives. Now in “Permissions for Users” list, click on “Deny” checkbox next to “Full control” option and then click on OK.

NOTE: In Windows Vista, you’ll have to click on “Edit” button after selecting the user or group in “Group or user names” list and then again select the same user or group in new dialog box. Now you can click on “Deny” checkbox.

4. That’s it. Now users will not be able to install any USB storage device in system.


If the USB storage device is already installed in system:

1. Open regedit and goto:

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Servic es\UsbStor

2. In right-side pane, change value of “Start” to 4

3. Now whenever a user will attach a USB storage device which is already installed in system, Windows will not detect it and it’ll not be shown in My Computer.

NOTE: If you want to revert it back to default, then change the value of “Start” to 3.

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O.K MOST OF YOU MUST BE AWARE THAT WE CANNOT CREATE A FOLDER IN XP WHOSE NAME IS CON,LPT1,COM1,etc..
THE REASON IS THAT THESE ARE SYSTEM FILES AND EVEN XP USE IT RARELY.
SO,I WILL GIVE YOU A TUTORIAL TO CREATE THIS FOLDER.

STEP1: goto command prompt

STEP2: type in prompt e:\> "mkdir \\.\e:\con"

STEP3: verify by typing "dir \\.\e:\con"

NOW, AFTER CREATING THIS FOLDER , YOU WONT BE ABLE TO DELETE IT BY NORMAL METHODS.SO,TO DELETE IT IT,TYPE THIS COMMAND IN CMD PROMPT WITHOUT QUOTES.
"rmdir \\.\e:\con"

TO CREATE A FOLDER WITH NO NAME , PRESS ALT KEY AND TYPE 0160 SIMULTANEOUSLY AND PRES ENTER.

Lots of tools can join multiple mp3 files into one mp3 file that contains all the bits of the original files. Mp3 files but also files with the ogg extension can be concatenated easily because of the way the data is structured. The following command line argument will not work with many other file types like those created by Microsoft Office.

Only one line of code is needed to join multiple mp3 files:





That’s all there is needed. The /b parameter ensures that the files are copied in binary format. *.mp3 defines the source directory of the files. You can easily add a drive and folder structure in front. The wildcard * defines that all mp3 will be joined alphanumerically by the command. It is possible to limit the files by adding letters or numbers to the command, e.g. m*.mp3 to join all mp3 starting with the letter m.

The last part c:\mp3 defines the target directory for the newly created file as well as its name. A possibility to join files with different filenames is also available. Simply use the command copy /b file1.mp3 + aaa.mp3 + r3f.mp3 c:\new.mp3 for this. You may use wildcards as well for the process.

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