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? A Day In The Life Of ?

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dino
post Jan 24 2006, 03:44 PM
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Warning:
Please note that this is a purely fun thread based on visualisation.
Any resembelance to the actual activity of any member is purely coincidental. (IMG:http://www.holyplanets.com:8080/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
i does not take responsiblity for if you are offended. (IMG:http://www.holyplanets.com:8080/style_emoticons/default/sweatdrop.gif)

I'll write about whoever comes to my mind.

Also,
If you like this thread, what can i do




7:30 - Alarm rings...wakes up with a start. A religious person, starts with his first holy words "Holly Planets ". Freshens up.

8:00 - Prays to God to give him more money so that he can buy a better server. Thinks to himself "kaash mein Bill Gates ka beta hota, ya atleast Tata ya Ambani ka, ya atleast..."

9:00 - Starts his bike, heads for work. Thinks about the newly launched Aj Hits in HP. "Are there really errors in it?" Turns just in time as a cow unsuccessfully tries to cross the road. Screams at the cow "Abe server down hai kya tera?"

10:00 - Reaches office. Happy that his work involves sitting on the computer. Quickly logs onto HP. Damn what's up today, he holds his head. 50 new members Rigister here. With a frown on his face, a smile in his heart he gets to work.

12:00 - Supervisor drops into his cubicle. Quickly switches to the software window.
"Some employees have been complaining"
"But sir, the chat working fine "
Boss is confused: "What about the work I gave u yesterday?"
"Will be done by evening sir"
"tere baap ne bhi itna kaam kiya tha?" he murmurs to himself as the boss leaves.

14:00 - Goes for lunch.

14:30 - Boss drops to check in. "Thoda kaam baaki hai sir" he lies. Boss leaves grumbling.

14:35 - Thinks about finishing his work. But decides to Login to check if Hp work properly
. Oh no, what's this now. So many PM's. Quickly checks what is imp. 2 Pm's from Neel. "us Neel ko koi kaam dhanda nahi hai kya, jab dekho sadele ideas bhejta rehta hai"
Ignores them for now.

16:00 - Boss drops in again. What excuse to give this time. Submits incomplete work. Boss happy, pats him on his back, gives more work. That's for tomorrow.

16:10- Logs on to the new Aj hits. Again wonders "is there is really something wrong in the this" Quickly dismisses the thought. Frustrated from his boss, checks which member he can kick out. Doesn't find any.

20:00 - Reaches home. Logs on to HP again. Can't. Damn. Serve issue. Quickly logs into yahoo in invisible mode else those damn moderators will start nagging. Too late, some mod has already sent him a offline message.

20:02 - Tries to calls Rohan. No Answer.

20:15 - Finally connects. Screams, "Saale, din raat kya biwi ko ch**** rahega? HP pe kaam kaun karega?"
Rohan shouts back "Biwi maike gayi hai, aaj kal haath se hi kaam chalata hoon"
NS feels sorry and consoles him.

20:20 - "Abe server phir se down ho gaya, teesri baar is hafte mein, aur woh sale mods gaali de rahe hain. Yeh mods kya members ke vakeel hai? Sab ki g***d maroonga". Rohan tries to calm him down.

20:50- On the phone with the host of HP. "Abe chutiye, itna paisa leta hai phir bhi server down hota hai"

20:55 - Feeling depressed, hangs up and calls gf. No answer.
Out of depression gets weird thoughts "Rohan ke saath???.....Ram Ram Ram, aisa sochna bhi paap hai"

21:00 - Connects finally.
NS: "bahut pareshaan hoo"
GF: "kya hua"
Can't tell about HP, so thinks of something else
NS: "Mera kutta mar gaya" Immediately regrets the excuse.
GF: "Tum kya zoo mein rehte ho? Phehle tumhari billi mar gayi, phir tumahra khargosh aur ab kutta? Ek hafte mein kitne jaanwaroon ko maroge?"
NS feels silly that he couldn't think of any other reason.

22:00 - Finally server is up. "Meri doosri gf zinda ho gayi". Starts checking threads.

23:50 - Sees everything in order in Hp. Regrets about cursing the mods earlier. Thinks of thanking them for doing a good job. "Aaj thak gaya, kal thankyou bolunga". Goes to sleep wishing "kaash mein Bill Gates ka beta hota, ya atleast Tata ya Ambani ka, ya atleast..."

I hope the Admin has a good sense of humour else me (IMG:http://www.holyplanets.com:8080/style_emoticons/default/giljotiini.gif)

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post Jan 24 2006, 03:44 PM
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post Jan 24 2006, 04:26 PM
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HEY NICE ONE DINO ITS REALLY FUNNY.BY THE WAY WHO IS NS??????????
MAY BE I THINK ITS U......
U FRUSTATED HOMO.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)
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21:00 - Connects finally.
NS: "bahut pareshaan hoo"
GF: "kya hua"
Can't tell about HP, so thinks of something else
NS: "Mera kutta mar gaya" Immediately regrets the excuse.
GF: "Tum kya zoo mein rehte ho? Phehle tumhari billi mar gayi, phir tumahra khargosh aur ab kutta? Ek hafte mein kitne jaanwaroon ko maroge?"
NS feels silly that he couldn't think of any other reason.




(IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl2.gif) bahut khub rey.. kidhar sey mara... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/diablo2.gif)


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HEY NICE ONE DINO ITS REALLY FUNNY.BY THE WAY WHO IS NS??????????
MAY BE I THINK ITS U......
U FRUSTATED HOMO.... wacko.gif wacko.gif



abey dharti pey bhooj... tuney Ramayan dekhney key baad puchta hai ki RAM kon hai (IMG:style_emoticons/default/furious.gif) NS ...aur Rohan HP ke Ma aur Baap hai.. yeh dono ka paariwaar hai

chal rey aab pehley post karney key.. pura HP ka 10 round laga key aa.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bat1sh.gif)
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post Jan 24 2006, 09:51 PM
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eeeeeeeeek ... never thought my PM's will be HACKED so easily (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
hope the ones sent to all those wow babes.. are not hacked (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bleh.gif) was using speacial secured PM techie for them (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

And trashed my valuable IDEAS ... hmm NS ... U R A DEAD MEAT !!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol.gif)

Nice one DIN.... seems like ur creative brain cells got enuf food... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/original.gif)
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nice ones (IMG:style_emoticons/default/original.gif)

QUOTE(dino @ Jan 24 2006, 11:14 AM) [snapback]359873[/snapback]
. Oh no, what's this now. So many PM's. Quickly checks what is imp. 2 Pm's from Neel. "us Neel ko koi kaam dhanda nahi hai kya, jab dekho sadele ideas bhejta rehta hai"
Ignores them for now.

I hope the Admin has a good sense of humour else me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dead.gif) [/b]
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[quote name='hellraiser' date='Jan 24 2006, 10:56 AM' post='359881']
BY THE WAY WHO IS NS??????????

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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl2.gif)

he's name is navyseal and he's one of the admin of HP

[/quote]abey dharti pey bhooj... tuney Ramayan dekhney key baad puchta hai ki RAM kon hai furious.gif NS ...aur Rohan HP ke Ma aur Baap hai.. yeh dono ka paariwaar h[quote]


to phir holydevil kaun hai grandad (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wheelchair.gif)

Nice one Dino (IMG:style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gif)
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post Jan 24 2006, 10:02 PM
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good stuff, waiting for "A day in the life of the mods"...hehe.
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post Jan 24 2006, 10:52 PM
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nice one Dino (IMG:style_emoticons/default/worthy.gif)
waiting for A day in the life of UA Chief (dealth)
pata to chale kameena HP me spammin
ke alawa aur kya kya karta hai (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)
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bechare NS, hamareliya kitna kaam karta hai, aur us boss ko koi kaam danda nahi hai kya, jo kaam karvanekeliye din main 2-3 baar aajata hai.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/zthanx.gif) dino bhai. gr8.
who is the nxt bakara
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QUOTE(dino @ Jan 24 2006, 05:14 AM) [snapback]359873[/snapback]

Turns just in time as a cow unsuccessfully tries to cross the road. Screams at the cow "Abe server down hai kya tera?"

14:35 - Thinks about finishing his work. But decides to Login to check if Hp work properly
. Oh no, what's this now. So many PM's. Quickly checks what is imp. 2 Pm's from Neel. "us Neel ko koi kaam dhanda nahi hai kya, jab dekho sadele ideas bhejta rehta hai"
Ignores them for now.

20:00 - Reaches home. Logs on to HP again. Can't. Damn. Serve issue. Quickly logs into yahoo in invisible mode else those damn moderators will start nagging. Too late, some mod has already sent him a offline message.


priceless (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/roflmao.gif)

QUOTE(dino @ Jan 24 2006, 05:14 AM) [snapback]359873[/snapback]

20:15 - Finally connects. Screams, "Saale, din raat kya biwi ko ch**** rahega? HP pe kaam kaun karega?"
Rohan shouts back "Biwi maike gayi hai, aaj kal haath se hi kaam chalata hoon"
NS feels sorry and consoles him.

20:20 - "Abe server phir se down ho gaya, teesri baar is hafte mein, aur woh sale mods gaali de rahe hain. Yeh mods kya members ke vakeel hai? Sab ki g***d maroonga". Rohan tries to calm him down.

20:50- On the phone with the host of HP. "Abe chutiye, itna paisa leta hai phir bhi server down hota hai"

20:55 - Feeling depressed, hangs up and calls gf. No answer.
Out of depression gets weird thoughts "Rohan ke saath???.....Ram Ram Ram, aisa sochna bhi paap hai"

21:00 - Connects finally.
NS: "bahut pareshaan hoo"
GF: "kya hua"
Can't tell about HP, so thinks of something else
NS: "Mera kutta mar gaya" Immediately regrets the excuse.
GF: "Tum kya zoo mein rehte ho? Phehle tumhari billi mar gayi, phir tumahra khargosh aur ab kutta? Ek hafte mein kitne jaanwaroon ko maroge?"
NS feels silly that he couldn't think of any other reason.

22:00 - Finally server is up. "Meri doosri gf zinda ho gayi". Starts checking threads.


tis all true (IMG:style_emoticons/default/omg_smile.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/what_smile.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif)

QUOTE(hellraiser @ Jan 24 2006, 05:56 AM) [snapback]359881[/snapback]

HEY NICE ONE DINO ITS REALLY FUNNY.BY THE WAY WHO IS NS??????????
MAY BE I THINK ITS U......
U FRUSTATED HOMO.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)


U have no hope now...plz.. leave HP with immediate effect...
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post Jan 25 2006, 02:04 AM
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thanks guys for all the replyies this is my first topic that is pinned (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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